Will Walcott ditch the penthouse and can Arsenal land Aubamkhi? “You can’t plant me in your penthouse I’m going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad I’ve finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road.” – Elton…
Malcom in the middle Imagine a player who likes to hug the touchline, who can break his opponent’s ankles with a dribble, destroys back lines with his throughball vision, but who predictably always cuts in on his favored foot, can’t really cross, shoot or…