Wayne Rooney sideshow could be a welcome distraction from the football this weekend Breaking news, footballer gets drunk. Grown man and hair plug addict Wayne Rooney was pictured drinking until late into the night after celebrating a friend’s wedding while away on international duty for England. The English populace heard the news and…
Man U v. Arsenal: if 2016 taught me anything it’s to prepare for the worst In the weeks leading up to the election of Zaphod “Biff Tanner” Beeblebrox as president of the United States, I grew secretly more worried that Clinton wouldn’t get her campaign over the line. I kept hearing reports from friends who…
Alexis Sanchez returns to Arsenal bandaged and bruised There is something strange going on out there. People see the fact that Alexis Sanchez played 84 minutes of an absolutely vital match for Chile, that he scored two goals, that he won the game and ensured that Chile now…