The Team of Misfit Boys

The transfer window is closed and my dream deal with Chelsea fell through: they were so close though! Oh well. Portsmouth did land a “big” name; Jermaine Defoe. What the hell are they doing down there on the south coast? That has to be the biggest pack of emo whiners ever assembled: Sol Campbell, Diarra, and now Defoe. They’re probably still having a good cry over Ronaldo’s bestfreekickevertakeninthehistoryoffreekicks.

Speaking of Ronaldo, The Daily Mail has uncovered the scoop of the season; Adebayor and Ronaldo are the leading candidates for the golden boot. I would never have known if it hadn’t been for the hard hitting journalism at TDM. Just listen to this journalist as he paints a stunning picture.

It is a race that adds extra chilli to a spicy title tussle, particularly as it involves the totems for the leading sides, Manchester United and Arsenal

Mmmmm, chili. You know what chili always makes me think of? Ring of fire. Which I think is an apt description for this article.

Look, I love Adebayor but he’s no Christiano Ronaldo. First off he’s not a cunt. Second, he’s not a conceited prick. Third, he’s had the same haircut all season and would never do this:

In conclusion, please don’t compare Adebayor to Ronaldo.  kthanksbye.

In team news Clichy has decided to end his England eligibility and play for France.  Good for him, he deserves it he’s a tremendous talent who is just blossoming before our eyes.  Also, he’s appreciative of the people who have helped him get to where he is.  People like Arsene Wenger.

It is thanks to Arsene Wenger, who has always believed in me. I owe him a lot and I hope to take the confidence I have built up into the France team

I like Clichy more and more every day.

That’s it for now, I’ll have a team preview tomorrow.  Cya then!

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