Arsene Wenger said stuff today.
The stuff Wenger said was about the same stuff we have been talking about all week. It’s important stuff. It’s the stuff that we all care deeply about. Wenger spoke about that stuff.
Wenger gave an impassioned plea about the stuff he cares deeply about. That is the stuff that a lot of Arsenal fans don’t care about. “I take care of stuff,” he said “especially when it’s not my stuff.”
Wenger also spoke about stuff in a vague way so as not to let people glean too much stuff from the stuff he was talking about. This stuff has a double-edged meaning to it and people can and often do interpret it as both some stuff and other stuff.
Wenger explained stuff. It wasn’t overly complicated stuff. We have heard this particular stuff before. It’s about how one place has stuff and there is entirely different stuff in another place. “There are two rules for stuff,” he said “one rule for this stuff and another rule for that stuff.”
Wenger also warned people about stuff. “Sometimes when you really want some stuff, and then you get that stuff, then you realize that you don’t want to get stuck with that stuff, but you are stuck with that stuff.” he said. A lot of fans agree and have been saying this same stuff for a long time.
Wenger also said that the club are working on stuff. He said “we are working very hard on stuff, people think we aren’t working on stuff, but I can assure you that we are totally working on that stuff.”
“I want to do that stuff too.” Wenger said. “Yes, that stuff. It is very important that the stuff we do reflect the stuff we believe.”
When asked about his history of stuff Wenger responded angrily “I do stuff. I have done a lot of stuff. Stuff is different. It’s never the same stuff twice. I can assure you that I have done stuff at least 400 times and I am not afraid to do stuff again. If we can find the right stuff, stuff that’s better that the stuff that we have, we will do stuff. We are not afraid to do stuff.”
Football fans don’t care about all this stuff. They just want to stop talking about stuff. They want some things.
Arsenal do stuff on Saturday with the reigning champions of England.