Exciting news, kickers, here’s your chance to get an old7amkickoff shirt for just $5 (plus shipping) and your chance to comment on the new shirt design.
First off, the old shirts are being blown out. I have a half box of inventory on my bedroom floor that Mrs. Kickoff is sick of looking at so it’s either going to the homeless shelter or to you. For a mere $10, you can have one of these 100% cotton shirts shipped to your house in the USA and for a mere $15, I’ll ship it to your house in Siberia. I really can’t think of a better deal, can you? No? Then what are you waiting for? Get stuck in, sons!
Second, you might have noticed the big hurking JPEG at the top of the page, well, that’s the newest design! This design will be printed on white, American Apparel, 100% jersey cotton tees; that shirt alone is $17 in a store, folks.
What I need from you is a little creative copy. That phrase at the bottom is just something I came up with off the top of my head, do you think you could do better? Well, if you can, then there’s a free shirt in it for you. The only rules are no profanity and try to keep in mind I have a global audience.
Get those thinking caps on you lot.
just bought an one. finally.
my idea “Today they are Arsenal fans, tomorrow they will be
LiverpoolArsenal fans and after tomorrow they will beManchester UnitedArsenal fansHow about “Arsenal and Hot Coffee: as good as Arsenal and a Cold Pint.”
just bo8ght an one. finally.
my idea "Today they are Arsenal fans, tomorrow they will be <strike>Liverpool</strike> Arsenal fans and avter tomorrow they will be <strike>Manchester United</strike> Arsenal fans<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-commebts-karma" id="karma-8416">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>;
My suggestions…
We score more before 9 AM then you will all day
or
The best part of waking up is Arsenal and a Pint
How about: It’s not proper football unless it’s on a shitty Internet stream.
“We blog more before 9am than most people do all day”.
(Old Army slogan).
One million and a half apologies to Cesc’s Mullet: I honestly did not even read the other entries before submitting mine.
2 for me please & save big on shipping.
@T-Town,
sorry guys – that was not my suggested line 🙂
I am talking about buying 2 of the old shirts.
@T-Town, That’s probably the best one of the lot, though. Poetic.
how about
“some gooners do it early”
“get it early”
“do it early”
“the sooner the better”
“wake up to arsenal”
not sure how many shirts will sell with this one, but my line is “never afraid to go ‘Up the Arse!'”
hmmmm maybe something like
“Waking up to morning glory”
Just to add… if by some crazy chance i do win, i would prefer your ‘links’ to watch good quality live matches, instead of the shirt 😉
Wake up Watch excellence
‘Cause who can wait
US Gooners do it Sooner
Real Football happens in the morning
My suggestion:
Total football for breakfast.
Total football for breakfast.
another one “Early we rise, with Footy wise!”
“So early we get the worm in our pint”…get it…cause the early bird..gets…the….ah, i kill myself…
Or since this is obviously ripped from a pro basketball league logo…”underpaid and proud of it!”…or better yet “Homegrown and proud of it!”
Arsenal love lasts the full ninety.
1) “I don’t care if I am sleepy”
2) “Not too early for a Gooner”
” Wake up to a whole Shabang “
Shaking off the hangover one goal at a time
We are Gooners, Irregardless of the time
side note should it be 7AK or is am a given