Exciting news, kickers, here’s your chance to get an old7amkickoff shirt for just $5 (plus shipping) and your chance to comment on the new shirt design.
First off, the old shirts are being blown out. I have a half box of inventory on my bedroom floor that Mrs. Kickoff is sick of looking at so it’s either going to the homeless shelter or to you. For a mere $10, you can have one of these 100% cotton shirts shipped to your house in the USA and for a mere $15, I’ll ship it to your house in Siberia. I really can’t think of a better deal, can you? No? Then what are you waiting for? Get stuck in, sons!
Second, you might have noticed the big hurking JPEG at the top of the page, well, that’s the newest design! This design will be printed on white, American Apparel, 100% jersey cotton tees; that shirt alone is $17 in a store, folks.
What I need from you is a little creative copy. That phrase at the bottom is just something I came up with off the top of my head, do you think you could do better? Well, if you can, then there’s a free shirt in it for you. The only rules are no profanity and try to keep in mind I have a global audience.
Get those thinking caps on you lot.