Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no news today.
So, I’m recycling a story from yesterday about a lad named “Eden Hazard” who would love to come to Arsenal. According to an inside source he’s “the best talent in the world” and also “the new, new, new Zidane.”
As you can see from the above video, he certainly is a dribbler. ARSENE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS SIGN THIS GUY.