Things I've Learned Today, a Pictorial Essay

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fab

Prat

wenger

Sorry guys, I'm sticking with Everton

I WILL CUT YOUR LAWN

£15m? That's a lot of Brede

six foot two and dressed in blue?

He's out of there quicker than goose shiat through a tin horn

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  1. hey, tim…hylareeus.

    can you help a fella figure out on what the heck channel the game’s going to be shown? i *thought* it was going to be on fox, but they’re showing “chelsea at arsenal” just after “manchester united at tottenham”. and setanta doesn’t list it.

    help!

  2. @scruzgooner

    All games are on Sunday on the last day and FSC is showing the majority of them back to back.

    Arsenal/Stoke @ 2:30 p.m. EST or so my guide says.

  3. BTW: it took me a long time to do this.

    AND

    There’s a second article coming out in a second.

    ONE YOU WILL ALL LIKE

    A LOT.

    LOUD NOISES

  4. So, spit spat spiked,

    Dull Hull for the cull?

    Ade has a goin’, goin’, groin strain.

    Hang a right, hang a left, then Hangeland?

    Dogbreath says ‘your for it Zomb when I get my chicken entrails out.’

    Chelski Manager, joins neo-fascist black shirts (with yellow stripe), and practices salute.

    Jagi sticks with toffees, and Mongoonergu the Samba do!

    Le Boss says, ‘No deal, to unReal steal!’

    As for the Hull supremo, dumber on the Humber, Liar. liar. pants on fire!!!!!

    Viva!

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