As I’ve said before, I’d be shocked if Fabregas doesn’t get a ban for his part in Phil Brown’s spittergate. After all, Cesc is a member of Al Queda and we can give those fellers no quarter or they will be spitting on our children’s corpses: IT WAS THAT BAD.
There’s also very little news: Adebayor is going to Chelsea (OH GOD PLEASE YES), ManU is ready to win the title IN OUR FACES, Xabi Alonso is the first of a long summer of “not signing for Arsenal” stories, some Argentinian kid is in North London for a trial at Arsenal — and funny enough, he thought he was getting a trial at Arsenal di Sarandi! And finally, there’s a board room showdown brewing! Arsenal’s largest, I mean biggest, I mean fattest shareholder is going to challenge the board to a debt off. He’s worried that the £17m we pay in interest (despite the fact that we have £30m+ in annual cash profits AFTER paying debt, taxes, and salaries, etc AND that we have over £100m in cash reserves) anyway, Usemanoff is worried that the £17m in interest we pay on our £300m debt is holding us back from being more like his favorite club; Manchester United. And so he wants to try to force the board into a one time debt pay down thingy/marketing ploy to make himself look like he’s trying to improve the squad.
I think that the more owners get involved in the management of the team, the worse the team gets. So, he should sit down, shut the fuck up, and let Arsene Wenger build his team.
Anyway, while we’re waiting for the FA to hand out a 100 match ban for Cesc Fabregas raping Phil Brown’s children with spit, I’d like to give you a sepcial treat; Phil Brown’s season in photographs.
They won the first division in order to get promotion into the Premier League
After beating Fulham 2-1 in the first game of the season.
Then Wigan beats them 5-0.
His crowning glory… a 2-1 win over Arsenal.
Followed by a 1-0 win over Tottenham and West Ham and suddenly Hull City are the toast of London Town.
Then Chelsea hand them a 3-0 beat down, followed by a 4-3 loss to United and things aren’t so rosy again.
… followed by a string of losses and draws to a mix of teams. The fall is on.
Then, a stroke of geenious, he sits his players down, in front of the crowd and proceeds to give them a lecture. On boxing day.
They lose this game 5-1.
Not much fun happens until the bust up with old Joe Kinnear, where both managers are sent off.
Wenger shakes his hand… again.
Then, Cesc invades the pitch mid-game, kicks in three illegal goals, wearing an Al Queda “bomber” jacket, while spitting on Phil Brown’s dessicated corpse. The world is outraged. Arsenal are banned from playing football for 10 years.
Hull are crushed and go on a loser’s streak
And now, here we come to the last two games of the season and even two wins (against Bolton and United) might not save them from relegation.
Arsenal still might have a say in this as well, if they can eek out a win against Man U this Saturday it will force Man U to rape the dessicated corpse of Phil Brown in order to win the title on the last day of the season.
That would almost certainly see them relegated.
(Updated to make more sense and remove one extra picture, who knew that preview was my friend?)