EXCLUSIVE! Picture found of Andrei Arshavin's Omnipotent Agent

Arshavin's omnipotent agent -- Dennis Lachter

7amkickoff is proud to be the blog to break this exclusive image of Andrei Arshavin’s omnipotent agent, Dennis Lachter.

Rarely seen in public, Dennis Lachter is seen here, threatening a man named “Picard” for cutting in front of him in line at the Wendy’s in the Tulsa mall. After the confrontation, Lachter reportedly was running around the mall food court yelling “It’s difficult to work in a group when you’re omnipotent” and had to be tased by Mall Security.

Hopefully, this incident will not effect the ongoing negotations between Arsenal and Zenit for his client Andrei Arshavin.


  1. I can imagine Arshavin chilling with Dennis in Oklahoma just before his Arsenal transfer. It´s just the sort of place Russian footballers would choose to unwind.

  2. I read the live blogging for the first time this week goota say i love the chris crocker Leave Eboue Along pic. Well done. I think its becoming more and more clear that a fullback is the key for arsenal someone that is not lazy like most of the backline and can make Gallas and Silvestre WORK to earn a spot when they get healthy instead of just being haded the job cause your there

    Looking forward to cardiff, should be interesting.


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