Well that sucked

I’m really struggling to find something positive to say about this match…

Yesterday just started out really poor. I ordered the match via PPV and we all got in our Arsenal shirts and sat staring at a black screen. 15 minutes go by and still no signal so I call the cable company. They don’t know what’s going on. 30 minutes go by, the match is under way and I still have no signal so I call them again. They still don’t know what’s going on. Fuck. I check the score (2-0) and head down to Doyle’s to watch the worst game I have seen Arsenal play since that 5-1 drubbing by Spuds.

Wait! I’ve got it! Something positive!

Fuck you Eboue.

Remember when I said I wouldn’t hate on Eboue anymore? I’m calling that off — erm, back on, you know what I mean. I don’t care what Wenger’s plan is for him. He’s worn out his welcome with me, with Arseblogger, with Goodplaya, with The Cannon, and with so many of us. The team played better when they were down to 10 men. This team has been better in his absence to the ACN. And this team will be better without him for 3 or more matches while he serves his punishment for being… himself.

I don’t really have anything else to add. You all saw the match, you’ve read the commentary, and you know that Nanny deserved to have both legs sawed off at the knee for his shameful seal dribble.

Wait, I do have something positive to say; the only bright spot in that match was Flamini’s challenge on Nanny after that dribble. Watch it here, he comes in knee high, studs up, and then let’s Nanny know that if he tries that again he’ll rip his head off and shit down his neck.

Flamini was my man of the match.

And with that I bid you good day.